All of a sudden a bush started to burn in the middle of the church. The shrimp priest looked up into the ceiling and there was a giant cucumber filled with an abundance of lasagna. “Be thy a priest of the walls” a voice said. The priest did not understand much so he yeilded down and proclaimed that Saturn should be governed by the mighty ant army for 200 years. From the shadows he could see a tiny little girl. “Who are you little girl,” he said. With a voice filled with catacombs she said “I am the girl of freak toesistan.” - Excerpt from Book I of The adventures of Not-so-saint Christopher